Just In: Almost Skateboards “Junk On My Prick” Series


What’s in a name? A lot, if you’re dealing with Almost Skateboards! Before you get offended or bust out laughing, get your mind of the gutter and give these decks a closer look. They might be called “Junk on My Prick,” but as you’ll discover they are actually quite innocent. Nothing to see here but a friendly, G-rated cactus, with a little bit of trash sticking to its poor, spiny body.

I mean, the first thing you though then you heard “Junk on My Prick” was a cactus, wasn’t it?

Wasn’t it?


That’s what we thought.

Check out the whole punny series below, and order your favorite piece of trash today. You won’t regret it!

Almost Daewon Song Impact Plus Junk On My Prick Skateboard Deck – 8″ x 31.7″



Almost Willow Impact Plus Junk On My Prick Skateboard Deck – 8.37″ x 31.8″



Almost Youness Amrani Impact Plus Junk On My Prick Skateboard Deck – 8.25″ x 31.7″


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